An Actual Fucking Toddler

So, an actual is fucking a dude named toddler?

Wassup bbgs? No updates cuz my computer died and won’t charge

hey fucktards, how old are you? 
          
          I need to know if you'll be a suitable sacrifice

HEYYYY MY BITCHES AND BROS AND NONBINARY HOES, I'M BACK!!!!

Hey, I'm going to disappear for a while longer, my computer is broken and it doesn't work right on my phone. so I'm going to not update or anything until after I get a new charger. I'm currently using my mom's computer, but she'll want it back by the end of the night. ok, buh-by now.

it has come to my attention that some people don't know I'm an idiot. this is unacceptable.

*Eats your floorboards*

so I think I'm going to start a story that's just pure chaos, what do you think? not, like, a fanfic or anything, just pure chaos in the world of my own imagination.

GREMLINS! I'M POSTING IT AT MIDNIGHT

Help I’m on my phone instead of my computer and I don’t know how to write how do I write my new story now?