Mario xD

your status is a lie you poop head ):< 
          so change it. please (: 
          or I'll forever call you poophead! 
          
          love you xx

you aren't alone! I'm here, not physically, but I'm here! don't say you're alone. I love you xx

Hey. Poophead. You weren't supposed to fall asleep. 
          Poophead. http://youtu.be/JO1hU3Owazo
          Yes
          Theme song
          Yes.
          Poophead.
          Love you :D
          Poophead.

No I don't know what they're saying! I speak English and a little bit of French and I know like five words in Spanish SO no I don't know what they're saying. Butthead. I'm not all bilingual and what not! I pretend. You shouldn't hide people's phones! (Where's you put it? I won't tell him!)
          
          Love you toooooo!

Happy Easter!!!!! 
          I love you, bestest friend <3

Damn.. You got me stumped there, so I guess your status is true!

Your status is a lie! 
          You love me xD therefore you're lying!

No way no way no way! :D 

Only the best for you! I try -flips hair dramatically-

Awh! You're so very welcome, Mario! I am best aren't I? xD hahah! Yaaaas! Love you, kiddo xD