Ï"Look at me im Sandra Dee! Lousy with virginity! I wont go to bed til im legally wed, i cant im Sandra Dee! Hey im Doris Day. I was not brought up that way! Jack fell in love that day. He lost his heart to Doris daaaay! I dont drink. Or swear. Or rat my hair. I get sick from one cigarette (cough cough cough). Get your filthy paws of my silky draws. Would you pull that stuff with Anette? And for you Troy Danau. I already know what you wanna do. You wanna bust, im no object of lust! Im plain old Sandra Dee! Elvis, Elvis, let me be! Keep that pelvis far from me! Keep your cool your starting to drooool! Hey. Fongool. Im Sandra Dee. "
Hi. I am AnxietyPerson and im here to say- have the most horrific and concering day, because my dear friend.... Nothing is ever as it seems.
Call me sam plz.
Plz use they/them/their if you dont care then use any pronoun you want
I write BL and other ships.
I might be anti social and be on my phone all day but i dont know most of the things happening. (AKA FORTNITE AND OTHER STUFF PEOPLE KNOW ABOUT)
i am in the US OF A so dont expect me to do any fancy shit.
I take requests. (If i know em. )
Dont email me. If you know me use my real name. If you dont know me then use sam. Dont go online and google my email and do some deep browsing shit. You wont have any luck any way.
Once again, have a horrific and concerning day!
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