I'm so poor, I can't even pay for your attention.
I may not be the psychotic woman you marry, but I'll be the one you'll be thinking of thirty years from now whilst you regret marrying a man who of which has a receding hairline at age forty.
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"Sometimes I have to tell myself that it's just not worth the jail time." -Lena
"How do I like...
