barry:What in the hell are those supposed to be?
thad: Mustard and wasabi. You never know when you're gonna need 'em to shove up a nose!
Everyone: *reactions of shock and horror*
thad: Part of keepin' my guard up meant I had to play nice. But hey, now that we've got you all bound up, I can really let loose! You'll wanna hold still or that special clip's gonna rip your nostrils off. Now let's see, you've got your jalapenos, your hatch chilis, your ghost peppers- those're a kick in the balls, right? And a pinch of garlic for heart health. Well, hun, wha'dya think? Show us that samurai willpower? *cue mustard up the nose*
lilth: So, uhh... I notice thad's still a sadist...
joei: I'm very concerned about what his future holds in stor