Hey, I'm writing a new medieval dark fantasy novel about two sellswords trying to save a Prince from a Witch. would be awesome if you could give it a chance!
https://www.wattpad.com/story/189421044
Me: -talking to a straight boy-
Them: I know you're a dude or what ever but damn daddy
Me: :). That's gay.
Them: IM NOT GAY
Literally just happened it's so fucking fruity