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Metalmankayden
Mar 22, 2026 10:02PM
Big News! After finishing Shove It, I realized that that was my ninth work in six years. I'm a little proud of myself. While I did all the writing, my readers-- that's you guys-- gave me the motivat...View all Conversations
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Shove It
"You're a feisty one, ain't ya?" "You wanna know what it feels like to shit out your teeth?&qu...
The Writer's Handbook
I've been writing for over ten years at this point, and over that time, I've gathered my fair share of experi...
S.M.A.S.H
So, you're the new guy at Smosh. It's an exciting job. Unfortunately, it comes with some cons... literally. A...