Before you read my profile, I just wanted to let you know that if you were falling off a cliff and i was holding you in one hand and in my other hand i had a bag of cookies, I had enough strength to pull both of you up.... I would let go of you and put both hands on the cookies just to make sure i had a good grip.

Welcome to my world, sorry im not doing autographs today :(


Random facts:

-I am bipolar
-Sponge bob is the best
-I am afraid of pink
-C.O.D sucks eggs
-Fuck humans and make smurfs!
-I have this cool poker face
-I like to beatbox
-ENERGY DRINKS!


I thought about killing the awesomest person but suicide is a sin!


Fan me, message me or read my books. If you need a book to read, ask me. If you like my book, tell me. If your bored, humour me.

Jingle bells, Twilight smells, Edward ran away, Jacob cries, Bella dies, Percy all the way!