Hello, I know you're out there. I can hear you metabolizing oxygen and expelling carbon dioxide.

I'd like to remain anonymous.

Oh great, this is the part where you socially tell a stranger about your likes and dislikes, isn't it? Here we go...

I like breathing because you can let out your sexual frustrations.

I like sleeping because it's like practising your death.

Pedophiles think of me as Sheldon from Big Bang Theory but, i pretend i'm Chuck Norris when i'm alone.


Sorry, i'm too complicated to be described in a couple of words. Im a puzzle, yes indeed.


I leave you with a joke to remind you of me when you're telling your pedophiles this.

"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip?"

"To get to the same side! Bazinga!"