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You say Gold, We say Budder
You crush on Stars, We crush on YouTubers
You have Jason DeRulo and Lady GaGa on your Ipod? I have Jason Stokes and CaptainSparklez
You say Diamond axe? We say Betty
You say Pig? We say Jeffery
You say Bat? We say Dillon
You learn magic from Hogwarts, We learn from Seto (I FEEL SO GREAT)
You say Chainmail? We say Lingerie
You say Rotten flesh? We say wet noodle
You say getting pranked? We say getting trolled
You say Hunger Games? We say Hunger Deens.
You say fight me? We say Pax me bro
You like Miley Cyrus? I Like Skydoesminecraft
You like potatoes? I'm a BroTaro
You call them nerds? I call them family.
You say Video Games? We say Life.
Normal Girls Go to concerts,
We go to Pax
Normal Girls wear bows,
We wear beanies
Normal Girls say go to hell and see the devil
We say go to the nether and see the wither
Normal girls freak out over a broken nail
We freak out over a broken YouTube
Normal Girls pair boy bands
We ship YouTubers
Normal girls hate us
We stand together
Dear bullies, that 'gay boy' you punched in the hall today. He committed suicide a few moments ago. That girl you called a 'slut' today. She is a virgin. That boy you called 'lame' today: He has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down today. She is already abused at home. That old man you made fun of because of his scars. He fought for our country. That girl you called 'fat' today. She is starving herself. That boy you made fun of for crying. His mom is dying.
You think you know them. Well, you don't!
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Heyo my name is Lily or Liy whatever and I'm English. And I don't know what a English accent sounds like. NO REALLY HELP ME, Sometimes me and my sister are buddies next we are like Daniel and Xavier from Saw 2. Except I don't majestically kill her with a hacksaw.
I'm currently playing RPG games and Ib let me tell you something. The doll room is creepy as **** and that's the reason I stopped playing.
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