I'm a Dutch potterhead, demigod, R5Family member and overall fangirl.
https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4285210/ link to my fanfiction account where I have two other stories.

1. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

2. I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz" when being sent to the Headmaster's office.

3. I will not play poker or bridge with Professor Trelawney's tarot deck.

4. Seamus Finnegan is not "after me Lucky Charms."

5. I will not draw mustaches, glasses, scars, devil horns, or other paraphernalia on the paintings in Hogwarts while the subjects are sleeping. They do not find it amusing.

6. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

-6b. Neither will I take one out on the new DADA teacher.

7. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.

8. I will not change gravity on the Hogwarts grounds. My fellow students do not need to develop extra muscles and jumping into an orbit is not funny.

9. I am not the Wicked Witch of the West.

-9b. Neither is Professor Umbridge.

10. I will not ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.