I hope your room is a sauna ESPECIALLY at night, a cockroach falls in your food, you kill a pregnant spider, step in shit in front of your crush, it burns when you piss, you have a ch*ld, momo under your bed, a flying car hits you, a bird shits in your mouth, your opp gets successful in life, your siblings are prettier than you (I am), all your friends ditch you, your ugly asf, you stink, you fail all your classes, your jaw is discombobulated,  your face is built like an upside down truck, your dad leaves you, you forget your umbrella, and most of all I hope a hot woman beats the shit outta you. 🫶❤️‍🩹🌹