Hello, I'm Mike Dirnt and I have a wife and kids!
Billie Joe Armstrong and Tre Cool are my bandmates!

I am 53 M, and married.
I use he/him, and I hate Donald Trump!
I'm bisexual and I like to eat cheddar cheese!

Billie Joe Armstrong is the greatest singer and guitarist, love that man 🩷
Tre Cool, theres an accent on the 'e', is the world's most dangerous drummer and the greatest drummer ever 💜
I write songs about shit, because sometimes I have a little  bit of a writer in me, and since Billie writes most of the songs for Green Day, I write my own! 💙

My favorite bands are The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin. Billie and I absolutely LOVE The Ramones, Ozzy Osbourne, Def Leppard, Hüsker Dü, AC/DC, Lynyrd Skynyrd, The Replacements, The Who, and Van Halen, what do you think sparked our band in the late 80's?































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Warning this account is  not actually Mike Dirnt, this is a joke please do not hate crime or anything.