HAI MY PRECIOUS WALRUS DICKS MY NAME IS (drum roll please)........... JORDAN (I'm MUKE AF) and now here are some weird and fabulicious facts about MOI....................
-I have a demon cat
-I basically like all rock/punk bands 
-5sos and one direction are my life
-I love food
-Michael Clifford is my husband 
-literally he's in my bed right now 
-I like a guy named Leland
-I hate Colours 
-black is bae
-Luke Hemmings makes me sexually frustrated 
-I'm a pervert 
-if you don't like Gerard Way I hate you
-COLBY
-I like bananas
-I like family guy and South Park 
-I obsess over FRIENDS
-I'm a matchmaker
-Zack Merrick is the answer to everything
-I'm Canadian eh 
-I hate my name
-I love soccer 
- wiggle wiggle wiggle 
SO BYE BITCHEZZZZ