|| Columbus Morgue, you stab 'em we slab 'em, this is Eight Ball speaking ||

Hey! I'm Tori! You might know me as Sparrow. Or Ash. Or Cecil. I've got a lot of names, actually. Call me whatever you like! 

-Certified midwestern queer disaster
-Listen to their demands.
-I'll give them what they need by Thursday, and not a minute sooner. 

of course i'm upset! i've been the same height since i was twelve!

rest assured, they're always listening. 
always. 

i write sometimes, if you wanna check it out. and i have a tumblr! 
https://undevine-beast.tumblr.com/