Eight Ball || Tori

wattpad's fuckin profiles are so low res i'm loosing my goddamn mind-

SAD HOURS ONLY BOYS

"Hey, Siri!" 
          "Yes'sir?" 
          "Scale of one-to-Keith's impressions of the Fortnite dances, how hyped are you for second degree testing?" 
          "Um. Keithie's impressions of the Fortnite dances, sir?" 
          ~Convos w/ the Soki

Good-bye, Mission Control. 
          
          Thank you for trying. 

Goodbye, Mission Control. 
          
          Thanks for trying. 

I've lost 7 pounds in two weeks. 
          That's not good.

Well, since my mother has now gone on strike, I am officially woman of the house. Now my dad can't yell at me for telling him to do something.
          Huh.
          Guess I'm an adult now.

Well, since my mother has now gone on strike, I am officially woman of the house. Now my dad can't yell at me for telling him to do something.
          Huh.
          Guess I'm an adult now.

Well, since my mother has now gone on strike, I am officially woman of the house. Now my dad can't yell at me for telling him to do something.
          Huh.
          Guess I'm an adult now.

Do you want to know how desensitized I am?
          I can look through Nicole Angemi's instagram account while eating and not feel anything.
          Mrs. Angemi is a human dissector. 
          Here's a link to her account (Warning for blood and guts. If you're sensitive, do not click this link.)
          https://www.instagram.com/mrs_angemi/