Hi I already know a few things about you:

1. You are reading this 

2. You are human, dragon, cat, alien, toothbrush, building, or other 

3. You can't say the letter P without separating your lips 

4. You just attempted to do it 

6. You are laughing at yourself 

7. and you skipped number 5

8. You just checked to see if there was a number 5

9. You laugh at this because you fell for it and everyone else did

10. Now copy and paste this to see who else falls for this