"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read."  ― Groucho Marx

I'm just an average teenager with a boring life who's obsessed with reading books because that's the only thing that makes sense to me in this messed-up world...well, except dirty jokes. 

Those make sense to everyone here on wattpad.

Also, if you're reading this then I'm assuming you have nothing better to do or you're searching for some books to read. 

(Or you're a stalker)

Oh well, have fun doing whatever you're doing here!

I sincerely hope you find what you seek for, because I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Occupation: Reading, stalking celebrities and being a dosser.

Education: Hogwarts

Nationality: Plutonian/Neptunian

Quote: Whoever said money can't solve your problems, must not have had enough money to solve 'em.

Horoscope: Virgo

Birthday: 15th of September

Hobbies: Reading, YouTube

Religion: Jalapeño

Sports: Sleeping

Languages: English

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