I am a human being
I am a girl
I recently turned 15
I have two eyes, two ears, two arms and you know the rest....THE END

Audience: (Boos)

Me: Why are you guys booing so much, I was only joking.

Guy from audience: You are wasting precious minutes of our lives by making us read this, would you just tell us about you already?

Me: (Grumbles  and folds arms) You don't have to be so mean about it....

Girl from audience:  You know what? We don't even wanna know any more...

Me: Fine

Girl: Fine

Me: Fine 

Guy: Fine 

Me: Fine

Old guy from the KFC logo: CHICKEN!!!

Everyone in the room including me: (Stares at him weirdly) What?

Old guy from KFC logo: ( Tries to correct himself) I mean let throw stuff at her.

Some random old lady: ( Adjusts glasses and shakes her index finger) Now, now kids, no throwing stuff, its dangerous.

Me: ( Sighs in relief) that was close...

Old lady: (Smiles evilly) Let shoot water balloons stuffed with green gooey stuff from the kids choice awards.  

Me: You traitor!!! (Then laughs at the audience mockingly) Where are you gonna the stuff to do that.

Guy selling snacks: GET YOUR SLING SHOTS AND WATER BALLOONS FILLED WITH GREEN ICKY STUFF FROM THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS HERE!

Me: That is not normal, aren't you suppose to sell snacks like hot-dogs and stuff?

Guy selling snacks: As long as I will make money from it, I can sell whatever I want to.

Me: You're a mean person

Guy selling snacks: I have been called worse ( He shrugs) 

Me: Where did you even get those?

Guy selling snacks: A magician never reveals his secret.

Me: You're not a magician?

Guy selling snacks:  ( Removes his cap and a bunny hops out of it and another and another ) 

Me: Can you make me disappear?

KFC guy: Attack!

( Hell breaks loose as they all attack me and I am covered in goo)

Me: I'll tell you everything but there isn't anymore space for me to type (Runs away in terror)

Audience: (Chases after me with pitchforks and torches)