Dabi DeVito

hi dabi devito can i tickle your feet

You’re profile picture is so wrong yet so right

HOOOOOOOOLY SHIT I GOT 69 FOLLOWERS!!! BIG NICE

I woke up on time for once which is like 5AM and got completely ready for school. It was only when I was about to walk out the door that I realized it’s Labor Day. 
          
          I am the big smart

Am I the only one who thinks Bakugou is a top when it comes to Kirishima? Like, I know he’s sorta a twink but he has so much top energy! Also, I’d did say that Kiri topped in my TodoDeku book, but that’s only cuz I have a head canon where Bakugou turns into a softboi when he’s drunk. Bakugou is a top, I’m not changing my mind

Billie Eilish makes music for 13 year old girls who think they’re serial killers but in reality, they’re too scared to ask for extra ketchup at McDonalds and you cannot convince me otherwise

Bruh I keep trying to put pic in my book but IT WON’T LET ME DO IT!

Random songs that remind me of MHA characters;
          Todoroki: Numb by Linkin Park
          Kirishima: Smile Like You Mean it by The Killers
          Kaminari: Blister In The Sun by The Violent Femmes OR Detachable Penis by King Missle
          Bakugou: Sad But True by Metallica 
          Aoyama: Fashionista by Jimmy James
          Ashido: Bad Boy by Cascada 
          Tokoyami: Mama by My Chemical Romance
          Yaomomo: 21 Guns by Green Day (Jirou got her into it)
          Jiro: Basket Case by Green Day 
          Tsuyu: Hey Soul Sister by Train
          Uraraka: Cool Kids by Echosmith
          
          That’s all I have :P
          I swear I didn’t get these off of a “MHA character Theme Song” vid. Also, I just imagine them liking that song, except for Todoroki. I can’t really imagine him listing to Linkin Park, I just thought he really related to the lyrics.

My girlfriend is going crazy. She called me randomly and said- AND I QUOTE!: “Here’s The Mother Fucking Tea!!!! Endeavor can’t possibly be Todoroki’s father!!” Then she started spewing bologna about blood types

Closet FTM pro tip: 
          
          Don’t bind your chest with duct tape and then go to a family gathering. It hurts like a bitch and you can’t fucking breathe. If you can’t get a binder, use whatever you want as long as it’s not duct tape