Hi guys, I'm Miya, better known as super-sloth. I'm the true french incarnation of procrastination on earth. 


Goal in life : 

Let my true asshole personality out and stop being nice because who cares if it's fun

Finish one forking story

Visit Japan, Cambodge, New-Zeland and Ecuator

Pet a tiger, a fox and a sloth

Rule this world so I could eliminate all the intolerance and all those violence and war shit

Keep the people I love

Rase axolotls 



" She's got you thinking this is how you're supposed to be. Well, it's not! We're young. We're supposed to drink too much. We're supposed to have bad attitudes and shag each other's brains out. We are designed to party. This is it. Yeah, so a few of us will overdose or go mental. But Charles Darwin said you can't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs. And that's what it's all about - breaking eggs! And by eggs, I do mean, getting twatted on a cocktail of Class A's. If you could just see yourselves! It breaks my heart. You're wearing cardigans! We had it all. We fucked up bigger and better than any generation that came before us. We were so beautiful! We're screw-ups. I'm a screw-up and I plan to be a screw-up until my late 20s, maybe even my early 30s. And I will shag my own mother before I let her... or anyone else, take that away from me! " Nathan The First And The Best