Me: I swear I'm normal.

Narrator: This was a lie.
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I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (AKA Mormon) so this is a STRICTLY NO SMUT ZONE. I also don't write xReaders or anything along the lines of "Go ahead and insert yourself into my story!". Those feel weird to me. Like... if you're lonely... give Tinder a try. IDK bro.

I don't care for romance stories, in case you haven't noticed. So anything I do write is me simply slapping my own OCs into different universes, passing out trauma like candy for "Character Development".
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"Right now, I'm talking to you while also honing in the speed of the wind, the moisture in the air, these 37 emails for my lawyer, the first 18 seasons of Monkey King: The Animated Series. The inner resonance of my soul that contemplate the fact that I am an immortal being, WHO WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DIE. And that bug right over there! But... *eats another Peach Chip* I'm paying attention to you."

-Monkey King (Sun Wukong)
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MY WIFEY POOKIE GIGGLE MUFFIN SPARKLE PRINCESS BESTIE AND FELLOW WATTPAD AUTHOR HAS SOME AWESOME STORIES Y'ALL NEED TO SEE. SHE'S AWESOME!!!
@Maisyn87
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ALSOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER WIFEY BESTIE OF MINE... THE WOMAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGEND. MY LITTLE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS SNUGGLE POSSUM WITH RABIES. SHE HAS SOME STORIES Y'ALL SHOULD CHECK OUT TOO!!  
@internetsansation
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Ayame Vibe Playlist!!!!
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/2Z9Y5Ij5Q8tjX8pLNZpPF4?si=RUP2JQBMR5yyIyMIvyWE_Q
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TNWLB Playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5rJiN8Sl6Ju1zMvNJ6dAk7?si=jkKmit34T7CxxR8IP1hFXA
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CAS Playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1TphzVEd3uX16UxHHz7D1T?si=TadMGc8xQhm1oeblrkkJYQ
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OE Playlist:
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6elJQ9D12TqlAnW97ToiWs?si=AsqZcVksT5ONRRq5B7K_fQ
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