I mean, why people read this and not the actual stories, I don't know, but.........*shrug* It's a slow Tuesday.

I suppose I owe whoever actually reads this some explanation about why I'm writing, but I'm honestly more excited to see just how long I can hold your attention before you get bored.

This is the end result of my mother locked me in a room with copies of Shakespeare and Locke. She said it would build up "character" and ended up having the opposite effect. It was engrossed in the horror and disturbed nature of novels instead of that pesky intellectual crap.

The more disturbing it was, the more delighted I became until I was engrossed in all things dark and gruesome. And then I learned that writing up my own little disturbed tales were just as rewarding as reading someone else's. So I started doing just that and then kept writing and writing until one day when I should have been studying for finals, this all came about. 
 
And now here are some ranks

Hell's Horseman ranks:

1# in Am I Famous Yet?

14# in How Hard Could Being A Writer Be?

2# in Notice Me Someone

1# in I Get My Self Confidence From This Instead Of Twitter

3# in Please Someone Love Me


Kuvat Crusade ranks:

1# in Well My Mommy Say's I'm Talented.

1# in And My Friends Say They're Good

2# in Maybe I Should Try Engineering Instead

1# in My Father Was Right About Me

15# in Are You Seriously Still Reading This?

1# in Fine. But You're At Least Going To Read Something Educational

4# in So Here's Some Goddamn Shakespeare 

13# in Now is the winter of our discontent
Made glorious summer by this sun of York;
And all the clouds that lour'd upon our house
In the deep bosom of the ocean buried.

And here are some under-viewed social media pages I hope you'll visit because I need the views.

Twitter: @HorridSerpent

Instagram: rapid_vapid_lapid

Tumblr: FourteenFeet

Okay, so those aren't real, but look them up anyways. I'm curious to see what you'll find.