I'm a radish, don't you know
With a lot of girls and cash to show
I'm the king of the root vegetables
And I'm living life like a boss, you see

I'm fresh, I'm crisp, and I'm spicy too
Got a flavor that's hard to outdo
I'm in salads, sandwiches, and more
I'm the one they're always begging for

I'm not just a vegetable, I'm a status symbol
Got a fan base that's bigger than the Bible
I'm the one they all want to be
And I'm living life so carefree

Got a pocket full of cash, and a phone full of numbers
Got the game on lock, like I'm a real winner
I'm the radish, and I'm on top
Got the girls and the cash, and I ain't gonna stop

So if you see me on the street, don't be shy
Come say hi, and watch the girls flock by
I'm the radish, the one and only
Living life like a king, ain't nobody lonely.