I write horror with a dash of fantasy. I hate bees and wasps and I love food and boats. 





Y u no go away




Srsly y



Ok maybe if I don't look at it and count to ten? 

1

2

3

4

5

nope you're still here







Persistence is key in some cases but not here










You have made a grave mistake











Seriously go back now 

























Okay do not proceed




You have been warned.



Oh hello reader. It's good to see you. Perhaps you would like something cute and fluffy like a small dog or a kitten. Then you should leave, I have dealings to be made.



Oh hello returner. You have decided to come back I see. You now may sit with me on this silver blanket and peruse what is on offer to the general eye.




Still farther? Hello then, shiny eyed dreamer. You come with hopes of more,
perchance? Then let us delve deeper into the split seams of my wares, spread out as they are over this shining silver moonplace.





Be careful. 



The best of them bite.