Hello. It appears that you've wandered onto my profile located in the dusty reaches of Wattpad.

But, don't go just yet. Take a seat. Make yourself comfortable. Tea? Biscuits? 

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Now, for the formalities...

- You may call me Mad.

   'mad'
   adjective
   > mentally ill; insane
   >in a frenzied mental or physical state

   'MAD'
   abbreviation
   >Mutually Assured Destruction

   'Mad'
    abbreviation
    > the unfortunate curse that is my name

- I am a proud Scotswoman.

- I am prone to outbursts of vulgar language and I don't give a f-

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BBC Sherlock is quite possibly the greatest thing to grace the television. Anyone who disagrees can give me back my biscuits and leave, smartish.

Benedict Timothy Carlton Cumberbatch may be "horse faced and arse named" but puts a smile on my face at the mere mention of his brilliant name. God bless Wanda and Timothy.

In addition to BBC Sherlock, I am also a proud member of the following fandoms:

- Supernatural
- The Avengers
- The Lord of The Rings
- The Hobbit
- Star Trek

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Quotes that are the greatest thing:

~ "Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip." Winston Churchill.

~ "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women merely players. They have their exits and their entrances; and one man in his time plays many parts." - William Shakespeare.

~ "Yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker!" - John McClane, Die Hard.

~ "Once you've eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Creator of All That is Perfect and Brilliant.

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Congratulations, you've not fallen asleep while reading my pathetic excuse for a profile! Please, stay if you wish. There's plenty tea for all. Tissues, however, are in short supply due to the struggles the fangirl.

Live long, and prosper.

- Mad x.