Welcome, wandering individual, to my profile. Sit down, make yourself at home. Tea? Tea.

Let's get down to business. 

Shem to friends, Shememmy for formalities. Cynically English. (Unofficial) Author, (arguable) sadist, (passionate) feminist and all-round Sherlock enthusiast. 

Tea is fundamental for basic human existence. I spend too much time staring at/stroking the pixelated faces of televised, fictional men and women. Russian accents do strange things to me. I also like to quote along with my favourite characters, to the intense fury of those around me. 

I'm prone to sporadic French. Occasional cursing. Cut-throat sarcasm. Frequent bouts of catatonic, fangirl-induced ecstasy.

I have a bit of a thing for the criminally insane. It's verging on obsession, actually. An unhealthy obsession. 
 
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