The delivery man came to my house to drop off a package. As soon as he set the package down and was about to ring the doorbell, I turned on the porch light. I have never seen a man jump so high in my life.
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Story by møüsōú lïvës tø dîē
mY lIfE aS aN aUsTrAlIaN gOrL
things that get said to me/I say to people as an aussie