Good mornin' to ya ladies, my name unt MrMilktrayMan but you may as well just call me Omega. I write fiction, fanfiction, romance or all three.

I am currently re-writing almost all of my books, so do not worry if there are only two books in my published stories. I have two fanfics, one original fictional novel and one that even I'm not sure is fanfiction or not being edited, which the first chapter will come out as soon as I've completely pat down de characters and storyline and stuff.

Most of my friends here are dead, but I'm welcome to chat with anyone if they have any feedback, which is always appreciated, any problems you may be facing, or even if you want to just say hi.

Now, about myself? Well, I have residues of a past life where I memed to hard, so that may pop up now and again. It has also become a bit of a running joke where the main male protagonist is called Omega, so don't think that I'm using the same characters for each book.

More? Jee, I most be popular, haha, not really. I don't like people who advertise their own mental problems like depression or suicidal thoughts or things like that. It's better to talk to someone you actually trust than a someone you don't know, but if you really need to, I'm here, I guess??? Hypocritically, I write down all my core feelings on paper...hey that's a good idea for a story! One second, please.


*You wait for the Milk Tray Man. Perhaps if you are just patient, he will return.*


*After a while, you hear running footsteps. The Tray Man reappears in front of you.*

Ha, sorry, I get distracted easily. What was I saying? Oh right. Yeah, I'm mighty interested in non-ordinary mental or physical disabilities. It's an interesting topic. But some of my books do have mature ideas that may unsettle you. Giving ya a bit of warnin' there. 

Well, that's a lil' bit of me. If you have any more questions about me or my books, do not hesitate to ask. I have no life anyways so, yeah, yaaaaaay! 

*The Man is fading*

Bye for now!