So imma try this again because I suck at these 
I'm not on much anymore for anything other than reading. I kinda started most if my stories in middle school and I'm now in high school so I feel like half of what I wrote is extremely embarrassing and confusing. You're welcome to read it if you want a laugh. I know that in one of them I used the word hump like a million times. So yeah that's there. 

Lol jk! (Not really) I know everyone doesn't want to marry me but if you came cuz I'm kinda awesome then thank you darlings. I appreciate it.

I'm socially awkward and don't have anything else to say so... Bye? I guess? Message me if you want or whatever >_>

Ummm....

Also if you spell dog food lid backwards it says Dildo of God. Fun fact of the day.

bananas are berries and turtles can breathe through their anuses. 

I have lots of useless facts!