Mr_Mrs_Bunny

Turtles can breathe through there anus.
          That got me

I love your stories they are unique and you seem really nice 'doll' *starts doing the cabbage patch and wiggling eyebrows*

Dat moment when you have to defend my sexuality to my friend and the fact that I can be pansexual 

Oh my gosh I just woke up from the weirdest dream ever.... It's like 3am and I feel traumatized.
          
          So sometimes I have these dreams where I'm a guy cop who carries around a baby and my partner just doesn't agree with my methods nor does he like that I carry around my sisters baby on missions. Anyway I was pushing the babies stroller towards his car but then when I got in there was this huge spider that made a web between the two front seats. And I mean big like it's body was the size of my hand. Just the body alone. So I start screaming and my partner grabs the spider and throws it out the door on my side and I slam the door shut only to realize I left the baby outside with the giant ass spider. So I look between the baby and the spider that's crawling closer to the stroller over and over again. Then take a deep breath and say, "spider, look after my child well. Serve them like you would serve-" and then my partner yelled at me to grab the baby and I woke up because not even dream me is fucking with this huge ass spider.
          
          But before that I was acting as Wind from one of Pink_Crayon's books in my dream and I was working at a store but I gave up on that dream because it turned out to be a commercial and I was like fuck that.
          
          I feel like I need therapy for these dreams 

MARRY ME 

No I have to shower now and it was wet so I'm not warm anymore

Dude,those facts were hilariouse

Will you marry me?

Taht location tho. 

Dat location doh