Mr_Poltroon

Biographical, except in real life it happened in iambic pentameter.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/158667395

I originally wrote this on the tanned hide of a capybera while living among the Yk'tuk people on the Jalbanese Island of Ixusx.
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/160132623