I am conducting an experiment where I create a profile on as many websites as I possibly can to see how they function differently and how people act.

Yes, I am very bored, John is away and Mrs Hudson took my scull. 

So far this sight seems to be full of drooling adolescents writing articles practically in crayon. But if any of you are smart enough to ask a question, need a case solving, or have a hypothesis for the cure of boredom, please do come to me. 

That will be all. 

(This Sherlock is silly really; he will either take himself seriously or not at all. Have fun! :) ))