I am a horny dumbfucker who has no life (Slipknot reference) and needs to die.
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MurderdollsGlazer
Apr 06, 2026 12:33AM
I have these shirts that say shit like "I love Jesus" that my grandparents keep buying me and once a month I wear one so my parents think I'm still Christian and don't send me to a catholic boarding...View all Conversations
Stories by ☆Joey'sFreakyLeftPinkyToeThatWentToTheStoreToGetHamAndCheeseAndGotRanOverByAdildoAndExploded☆
All In The Family
JONATHAN DAVIS X FRED DURST (Ts is a joke trust)
I Was Always Condemned
JOEY JORDISON STORY BECAUSE I LIKE JOEY JORDISON
reader × Joey btw
now imma go kms
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Joey Jordison Stories [Fem User]
Joey and other murderdolls members