MurderdollsGlazer

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I have these shirts that say shit like "I love Jesus" that my grandparents keep buying me and once a month I wear one so my parents think I'm still Christian and don't send me to a catholic boarding school or smth 

deathvalleysuperstar

My biggest flex is that I'm from the same state as wednesday cunteen

MurderdollsGlazer

@deathvalleysuperstar OH THATS SO FIRE!!! Also yes it was :)
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deathvalleysuperstar

@MurderdollsGlazer ooooh!! Was it funnnn?
            Yh i really just think it's cool bc we have the same accent
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MurderdollsGlazer

@deathvalleysuperstar AAAAH FIRE  I went there once and I didnt know who Wednesday was yet 
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Idk if you have Instagram but wednesday added to his story about getting a leg tattoo and he showed a pic of his calves where he was getting it and they are lowkey the smoothest most softest calves I have ever seen

MurderdollsGlazer

@deathvalleysuperstar to look at mama's soft calves is now my favourite sentence ever
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deathvalleysuperstar

@MurderdollsGlazer yes you totally should. To look at mama's soft calves
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I love how I found your account one day while I was looking for joey jordison smuts

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Bro I'm sorry I keep blowing up ur mb you can tell me to stfu
          But
          Do u like deftones?

deathvalleysuperstar

We went grocery shopping today and I saw a man wearing a red baseball cap and I thought he was gonna break stuff

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Omg we're twins
          I'm also a murderballs glazer

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@MurderdollsGlazer I just realized that acey was the only one with eyebrows
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deathvalleysuperstar

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I feel like if Jon and Fred ever did get freaky, one of them would have some obscure kink.... like some shit like one likes to make the other act like a frog

MurderdollsGlazer

@deathvalleysuperstar A FROG?  CAN I ADD THAT TO MY STORY PLS
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MurderdollsGlazer

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I have these shirts that say shit like "I love Jesus" that my grandparents keep buying me and once a month I wear one so my parents think I'm still Christian and don't send me to a catholic boarding school or smth