Hello stranger,
If you're looking for a fine and polished profile, search no more --
because you will not find it on this page. Why? Well, currently I'm fixing  all the (very) cringeworthy messages/readinglists/forumposts that my thirteen-year-old self posted. It's basically a big cleanse. Very therapeutic. 
So yeah, while I'm still doing that, I guess that this intro'll have to wait (;