"You look like a squirrel and i don't mess around with females that look like animals that may use their teeth on my nuts, goodbye." "Billy Billy Billy - what?- your moms gotta fat ass" "I like when my jeans split at the crotch. It gives my balls a little breeze. Whoo!" I find you quite attractive and our personalities really connect, do you live nearby? OF COURSE NOT!" " I wish my friends lived closer. Do you use social media? No. YOU KNOW NOTHING!" - favorite quotes by Christian Davies. * crying of laughter after seeing all these vines*
