"Don't compare your chapter one with someone else's chapter twenty."

An amateur writer who struggles constantly with editing and starting stories she doesn't finish. Oops.

I have a message box for a reason. So, you know, call me, beep me, if you want to reach me. 
...if you don't understand that reference I'm disappointed.

My name is Emily. It sounds exactly how it's spelled. 
This bio makes me sound like I'm going through my ten-year old "random" phase, but I promise you that I'm a high-schooler and actually VERY mature. Most of the time. 

I enjoy paranormal books. I guess you could say I'm "into freaky shit". That is, if you can get over the sexual innuendo. (I'm talking to you, the person who laughs at the number 69.)

I happen to not like romance very much. Probably because I've never been in love. But it might be because a girl can only take so much cliche at a time. 

I will post something eventually. But, don't hold you breath. Confidence and stamina are lacking in that sense. 

I'm awkward and sarcastic. Some people say I'm funny (my mom just happens to be one of them). 

It should be noted that despite my lack of product, writing really is something I care deeply about. If you could see how many files I have of half-started/ half-finished stories, you'd be shocked. 

Despite this awkward introduction, I'm actually a pretty chill person.

Since I think this 'bio' has hit the awkward limit, I'm going to stop 'rambling' so to speak. So, if you need to know anymore than that, then you are going to be very disappointed.