Hello, my name is Salem! Welcome to my unhinged, emo, smut-free corner of the internet! All kinds of human beings are welcome here! I'm formally @Urmomischeesewhiz

I'm ace, pan, and enby. They/It I'm a hufflepuff. I'm christian. I make (mostly) everything into a joke. I'm currently in my last year of prison (middle school). I can't spell. I have ADHD. I don't censor myself, unless you ask. Then I will. I'm single and not ready to mingle. I love Val velocity (don't come after me please)

Once you follow me, you become my friend and there is no going back.

Rules:
-Play nice in the conversations.
-We don't stan Brendon Urie, J. K. Rowling, and Jimmy Urine here.
-No messaging minors if you are an adult.

Some rad people:
@N0_LONGER_HUMAN = sister-in-law
@p8intth3sky = father

My husbands:
-Mikey Way
-Gerard Way
-Billie Joe Armstrong
-Ryan Ross
-Tom Delonge

Random Stuff:
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as your profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with hearts and a backbone will.

(\__/)Put this dog on
.//^ ^\\ your status
(/(_•_)\) if you're
._/''*''\_ against
(,,,)^(,,,) Animal Cruelty

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Copy this to your profile if you are willing to talk a stranger out of suicide

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