Hello, my name is Salem! My pronouns are They/He/It. Welcome to my unhinged corner of the internet! All kinds of human beings (and aliens) are welcome here!
Facts About me:
-I'm taken by @absolutebasketcase <3
-I'm greysexual, panromantic, and boyflux.
-I'm currently in my last year of prison (middle school).
-I can't spell.
-I probably have ADD
-I'm a punk
-I'm stressed, depressed, and Boy Meets World obsessed
-I have social anxiety, so I might not talk to you at first.
-I don't censor myself in anyway.
Stop deleting conversations, intend your puns, and stop faking mental illnesses, you cowards :p
my comrades (follow them if you wanna):
@p8intth3sky = frank iero simp
@F1NN_MU5TD13 = cool dude
@Average_loW = check out his art book
@SC3N3-SLVT = rad human
@billiearmstrongRULES = cool little guy
@ALEXFIEROR4LIFE = a living human
Just in case you need to talk to me in private: Discord: pancake_report
Pinterest: SalemMustDi3
- Shawn Hunter is taking up my life
- JoinedAugust 1, 2024
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Enjoy the chaos children (i don't own any of this shit)