" Uh... is this on?" I say as I clip on the lapel on my shirt " Test, can you hear me!?"

' it's on!'

" Why didn't you say that!?" I shout making a big echo through the room " Let's get this started!"

Confetti explodes from behind me and cue the dramatic music

" HI IT'S YOUR AUTHOR, ARWEN, and welcome to my fucking page!" The dramatic music intensifies " And remember one thing about me, English IS NOT MY- CAN SOMEONE TURN THIS DAMN MUSIC OFF?!"

The music stops

" Thanks, as I was saying, English ain't my first language so my grammar is shit."

" That's all I hope you like my books:)" 

P.s I curse a lot:)

P.s.s follow me on twitter: trashforbin

I am currently working on a story with @TeamLoyalToBias called 'Covers' it's a YoonMin story :D
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