Hi. Call me Goose (She/He, wattpad step up your pronoun game). I'm a person who used to write a lot. But I'm pretty embarrassed by the stuff I published on this website back in the day. I wrote most of it when I was 14-16. I was one of those kids who thought I was intelligent on an adult level, y'know? And BOY does it show... So I have unpublished all those old stories.
Anyway, I still enjoy writing, but I can't manage to actually do it often. You might see the occasional one-shot pop up here, and who knows, perhaps one day I'll finish writing that novel I started 8 years ago and be able to share it with y'all. But mostly I guess this is a dead profile.
Thanks for all of the good times, former wattpad friends :3
Much love.
- damp cave
- JoinedJanuary 7, 2014
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Stories by The Goose
- 3 Published Stories

The Taste Of Sawdust (And Why I Ha...
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He wouldn't stop looking at me.
He always trailed sawdust, wherever he went.
I cannot stand it...
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Welcome to Poland - A Wilderness A...
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The story you are about to read is a retelling of events that were really told about in real life.
In other w...