Hellooo!
Thank you SO much for becoming a fan :D it means the world to me, uhuh. To celebrate and illustrate my eternal devotion to you, I offer you the stalking duties of my stalkerish alcoholic squirrel, to be used at your will, eheh. Enjoy xD he is quite the obsessive weirdo though, so I advise caution. He's extremelly competent at being creepy and spreading chaos though, so if you have any plans of world domination (which, let's be honest, we all have) he is your dude xD uhuh.
Thank you,babe!*