Me: "Okay, so I "seem" like a stereotypical ARMY obsessively writing my heart out about how I'd like to suck on Joonie's tiddies, but YOU SEE THOSE QUOTATIONS?! I am a perfectly normal person who doesn't think of such things GOT IT? 
My inner consciousness: *cough* Liar, you read all those Namjin fancfics while sitting in the toilet, at 2:00 AM last night, drooling over your phone-"
Me:"THAT"S GOT NOTHING TO DO WIT-"
*Calm, collected author pushes them both out of her mind into the garbage and throws it out*
Author me:"Sorry for their insolence- moving on...
"Welcome to my Wattpad, I hope you enjoy my stories, let me know of any feedback you have or any concerns with my writing you may have." 
*Sits on chair, drinks Iced tea*
"It''ll only get much worse from here..." *Smirks*
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Occupation: Author on crack *it's just a prank brO"
Status: Tired, and delirious
Hobbies: Reading *cough* detailed Yoonmin fanfic
Goal: To make sure, no readers leave without the unsatisfaction of how much time they wasted reading my stories.
Much love, 
Juice :)