Naptime

I have finally graduated to AO3 and thus don't use wattpad much anymore
          
          thanks for sticking through my eugh.. teenage years o-o
          
          see you all on the flipside 

been gone for a while lol, I realised I'm asexual and went "ok goodbye wattpad"

is it weird that I look at my first book and think "wait wtf that shit kinda blew up"

I can show you the world 

If I put peoples heads on a spike is it a human kebab

People be like “noooo! Patton is innocent!” And then have their smut fic mostly consist of Patton ships like stfu you damn hippo crites  

I don’t simp for Janus.
          
          
          nO YOU CANNOT SEE MY SEARCH HISTORY-

I’ve seen Americans be like “I can’t handle 3 day shipping” try living in Australia. I ordered my scented candle 6 months ago, bruh, where tf is she??? What did they do with my scented candle??? WHERE IS THAT CHERRY BLOSSOM BITCH???

"Explain your sexuality in three words"
          
          I like tiddies

When Janus in the Patreon live stream said “no my scales don’t shed” I fucking started crying cause I love the “Janus’ scales shed” theory