My guy are you trying to defend Child Corn? Are you idiotic? You know it's about to be illegal to read, see, or have anything that has underage pornography, right? No matter if it's fictional or not. You know what that means, right Mr. Eldrige? Can I call you Naru? Okay. Naru, you're going to need to stop reading these stories, or you're going to jail. Did you know people who fantasize children in a sexual way are usually PDFs and MAPs? You know that means you're doing a crime right? My guy, you're a weirdo who needs to touch grass.
