Me in class today:
Teacher: Does anyone here write?
Me: *Raises hand *
Teacher: Oh you write? What do you write?
Me: Novels
Teacher: Published?!
Me: Uh..yeah...
Teacher: Oh? What kind of novels?
Me internally regretting: He cannot know. He cannot know. He cannot know I write Naruto fanfiction.
Me: Fantasy.
Teacher: Oh, what exactly do you write about?
Me: * shaking in shame * About family matters.
Teacher: ???