Hello...
I'm a person of average height (yes that's right average, not small! Not short! Average!), who has trouble coming to terms with the continual decline of the use of amazingly awesome words such as groovy.
I like to think I'm crazy (the good kind), which unfortunately means I'm probably not. This desire is probably a result of my lingering need to feel bizarre, mysterious and interesting (I call it Prima Donna Syndrome). Yeah I'm possibly a teensy weensy, tiny winy bit self-involved but it's a coping mechanism. I swear, I'm not actually a narcissist.
 
On my profile you will find a number of interesting and weird stories all of which are, I hope, entirely original and immaculately edited (seriously I'm almost obsessive and I edit everything at least three times before and after I publish it). So you can be assured of the quality.
I can't promise normalicy but I can promise some interesting reads and a good time.
My take away message for anyone who has made it to this point in my short "About Me" segment is, no not YOLO, what do you take me for a conformist?... yeah... didn't think so...

Anyway, it's: have fun! Life is surprisingly short and youth is shorter, unless you live in Neverneverland. So eat the chocolate! You know you want to!