NerdyPotatoWolf

Larry the cucumber is my favorite Broadway pre former.

So uh fuck  my friends. ..going and replacing all my stories with smut.Yeah.I somehow just realized because my friend shared it to somewhere from my profile.

Was talking to Lydia and she said  these are the first few stories she wants written and i told her after I finish one of my other stories.But I'm gonna let you guys pick it:
          
          1.Ayano Aishi x female reader
          2.Mettaton x female reader
          3.Mettaton x papy
          4.Angelica schulyer x female reader
          5.DDLC characters x reader (gender undecided)
          6.Gender bent yandere simulator x female reader
          
          Yeah lots are x female readers but she specifically said to do this.Her exact orders.Welp.I dunno choose what you want I guess.

So me and my friend @RoyalPastel were on the bus today and she ad a fruit cup she didn't want so she chucked it over to the next seat.This went back and forth for a little while before the person in the seat just stood up so I yelled to him "TAKE THE FREAKING FRUIT CUP!!!" before throughing it in his seat.Then one girl on my bus said that  I had the biggest boobs on that bus and my friend screamed while I hid and could feel my cheeks burning with blush.Yeah.

Heya kiddos just a message.a few weeks ago(and days ago),I met up with one of my friends,cough cough LYDIA COUGH COUGH,who gave me so so so many books to write,she literally listed like a thousand.She's a little weaboo nerd potato look in thing like me and she is quite perverted so there will be some weird stuff but mostly cool.She's like me and likes everything that I do and opposite way.She says I owe her this from being friends since fetuses so yeah....
          
          Have a great day you potato brethren 

Hi :) DO u mind reading my works?

So I'm listening to Hamilton once again and I get to cabinet battle 1 and just start screaming the lyrics.....
          
          TURN AROUND BEND OVER ILL SHOW YOU WHERE MY SHOE FITS!!!

Thanks got the follow love <3

Hello everyone again!I have another story because me and my friends are total idiots and a lot of us are Hamilton trashcans with legs and a mouth.Yep.
          
          Anyways today my friend was really upset at my other friend for telling her crush she liked him.She kept saying like she was going to kill him and crap like that so me and my friend Alex (aka @RoyalPastel) decided "HEY!LETS MAKE EM DUEL LIKE IN HAMILTON!!".....yep..Well after that me and Alex wrote 6 pages of paper work for the duel in an hour.We make a few peace papers,some winner's/loser's papers,a duel will commence papers,and confession papers and we went with it.Both me and her were seconds,and my other friend had somehow gotten sucked into it who was the medic and therapist somehow.Pretty much we thought "Oh shoot they got nothing to duel with..." and just handed them our pencils.Whoever got hit with a pencil was dead.So we did the whole countdown thing and one of my friends won,no peace at all,and now my other friend has to suffer punishment.Hooray!Oh yeah and me and Alex were seconds so when we got the chance to make peace we decided not to because we were way too hyped up and excited to see them duel.We had at least 3 teachers ask us what we were doing the entire time we were making papers.

HELLO EVERYONE I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SHARE A STORY,AND NEED HELP WITH IDEAS FOR A NEW ONE....
          
          Anyway me and my friends were sitting at our lunch table because lunch and we were naming what undertale characters we would be.Here's how it went.
          Me and @RoyalPastel:COME ON YOURE GAY!FINE WE WILL NAME WHO IS WHO IN UNDERTALE!!
          (Yeah so what about being a little brat we were just joking around)
          Friend:Please don't make me the gay dinosaur...
          Me:I wont...
          Friend:*sighs in relief 
          Me:YOU'RE THE GAY ROBOT!!!!
          Friend:ADA!!!NO!!
          
          Then we all just sorta goofed off the rest of lunch while my friend sat in the corner of the table still joking around but blushing profusely
          
          .....
          
          I got the characters of Mama Toriel,Sans,Chara,and Flowey!
          @RoyalPastel got Alphys
          
          Then later I asked if he was gay or European and this is how it went:
          Me:Hey are you gay or European?
          Friend:Well I'm gay!
          Me:YES I KNEW IT!
          Friend:WAIT NO!!!!
          
          Sorry for killing your time and sorry to the hallways eardrums! (Not really to the hallway)
          If you guys have any stories or fan fictions you want me to write just tell me.Have a good whatever-time-it-is-were-you-are.