"KILL ME!" And then Newt's eyes cleared, as if he'd gained one last trembling gasp of sanity, and his voice softened. "Please, Tommy. Please." 
     With his heart falling into a black abyss, Thomas almost pulled the trigger but he was interrupted.
     "WAIT!" Newt shouted. "I... feel normal."
     And then Thomas and Newt hugged because somehow Newt's crankness was cured.
     THE END!!! (This version is much better)