━━━𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐌𝐄 𝐃𝐎 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓━━━ 

alex lai. he/him. no. 1 jay chang stan. will steal your heart and your wallet too. temporarily unavailable, please leave a message after the beep. 

━━━𝐓𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐒𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐈𝐍' 𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐒━━━ 

biromantic, grey-asexual. asian. not british or american, despite what everyone thinks. enfp supremacy. likes music, especially rock, jazz, pop, kpop and jpop. loves animals, especially cats...and unicorns too, as if he wasn't already gay enough. severely arachnophobic. diploma-grade pianist. grade unknown saxophonist. singer, rapper, and no, he can't dance. can cook pretty well. writer and graphic designer. wattprom king 2020, irl prom king 2022. resident gae dad. unofficial wattpad popcorn supplier. seven-time-wattpad-featured author. wattys 2021 shortlister. 

━━━𝐖𝐄'𝐑𝐄 𝐒𝐎 𝐒𝐀𝐃 𝐖𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐈𝐍𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐓𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐁𝐋𝐔𝐄━━━ 

major himbo. sweet but psycho. super flirty and a bit nsfw. 'cute', apparently. iconique. the token sassy gbf, but don't call him that. gets jealous easily. wants to make friends but has no idea how to start a conversation. crackhead. trolls his friends a lot but would die (or at least murder) for them. writer's block 25/7. everything is either for legal reasons or tax purposes. has a sense of humour, it just hasn't been seen since 2005. 

━━━𝐈 𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝐈 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔━━━ 

hates maths. likes shakespeare. too many fandoms. simps over too many fictional characters and celebrities. makes unaesthetic graphics. writes mostly lgbtq+ fiction involving homie-sexual pairings, bad metaphors, and a lot of angst. puns around to the point where his friends want to pun-ish him. 

━━━𝐈 𝐀𝐈𝐍'𝐓 𝐆𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐈'𝐌 𝐀𝐍 𝐈𝐂𝐎𝐍━━━ 

unofficial dad to many children, most of which are older than him. follow him to join the smol bean family! 

insta + twitter + ao3: nicoismysenpai